Nigerian soldiers sustained serious casualties following a Boko Haram attack. In a video leaked to the media, surviving soldiers complained that their superiors were wasting them by providing them with outdated weapons. The soldiers wondered, “Are we not human beings?” Dr. Damages is moved by Nigerian soldiers’ cries. Meanwhile, Pastor Paul Enenche of the Dunamis International Gospel Center in Abuja opened a 100,000-seat church auditorium. When critics questioned the reasoning behind it, the man of God got mad. He actually went bonkers. Dr. Damages notes that what Pastor Enenche did next made Jesus weep. Nigeria’s presidential candidate, Atiku Abubakar, in his pitch for the presidency said that God blessed him by making the Nigerian state to invest in him. Dr. Damages translates Atiku’s statement into Nigerian English. As usual, the good doctor presents headline news and responds to your emails.